Friday, November 23, 2007
Joke of the WeekHow do you know when you've had elephants in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter!
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Friday, November 16, 2007
Joke of the WeekHorse goes into a bar and orders a drink.
The barman said, "Why the long face?"
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Friday, November 02, 2007
Joke of the WeekLatest space mission, rocket blasts off into space with an Ofsted inspector and a monkey on board.
The monkey opens his instructions-
· Fire booster rockets
· Establish radio link with base
· Check orbiting position
· Move solar panels into place
· Institute science experiment
· Maintain vital life support systems
The Ofsted inspector opens his instructions
- Don’t forget to feed the monkey
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Friday, October 19, 2007
Joke of the WeekWhy don't polar bears eat penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off.
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Friday, October 05, 2007
Joke of the WeekSo I said to the school cook, ‘There’s a fly in my soup.’
‘Don’t worry’ she mused, ‘the spider on the bread will get it.’
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Friday, September 28, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Joke of the WeekHow many infant teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven.
One to change the light bulb and six to 'share' the experience.
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Friday, September 14, 2007
Joke of the WeekI took the wife on a cruise last month and as we were gazing out over the ocean she said, “You remind me of the sea.”
“You mean I’m wild, untamed and romantic?”
“No, you make me sick!”
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